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  2. Lanvin Fall 2013
    V
    Vegan cupcakes
    “When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
    and the bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles…
    …they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
    bottle paddle battle.”

     

  3. Flashback Friday
    Jan and Marcia
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    Homemade crumpets
    “The Brady kids didn’t always like the wardrobe they were expected to wear, and asked for more fashionable clothes. Producer Sherwood Schwartz declined the request, because he (correctly) expected the show to be syndicated at the end of its network run, and didn’t want the fashions (and thus the show) to look dated. “

     

  4. Puma party
    v
    Beetroot soup
    ”I got puma’s on my feet. fresh gear, eryday all week. you know I keep a high from a peeps never cheap

     

  5. Revolving Style cotton day dress
    v
    White chocolate and coconut truffles
    ”Ladies bathed before noon, after their three-o’clock naps, and by nightfall were like soft teacakes with frostings of sweat and sweet talcum…

     

  6. Midweek Man
    Hentsch Man Hawaii Mulu shoe
    v
    Flamingo cookies
    I’ll have you know that I know Jujitsu, Karate, Judo, and some other big words, so don’t mess with me alright?”

     

  7. 3.1 Phillip Lim Pre-Fall 2013
    v
    Vegan Fried Green Tomato Sandwich
    My favorite animal is steak.” 

     

  8. Gucci prefall 2013
    v
    Irish coffee ice pops
    “I think being a woman is like being Irish... Everyone says you’re important and nice, but you take second place all the time.” 

     

  9. Joel Madden on The Voice Au
    v
    Pepsi can
    ”My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.”

     

  10. Happy Mother’s Day
    Bjork and Sindri
    v
    Eggleston’s freezer
    ”It’s incredible how nature sets females up to take care of people, and yet it is tricky for them to take care of themselves.”