1. Stella McCartney Spring 2015
    v
    Pumpkin cookies with cream cheese frosting
    STELLLLLA

     

  2. Schoolhouse purses
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    Three berry tart
    "You’re never too fat for a new purse.”

     

  3. Agent Provocateur sunnies, Jonathan Saunders Sweater and Vivetta Shoes by The Collecteur
    v
    Neapolitan layer cake
    “When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.”

     

  4. Christian Siriano Resort 2015
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    Watermelon sorbet wedges
    "Watermelon — it’s a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.” 
     

  5. Lanvin Spring 2011
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    Mango lemon bars
    "I hate the word ‘cool’. It gives me a rash.”

     

  6. Au Jour Le Jour Spring 2015
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    Fruit sushi
    ”Cotton candy, laced in gold. Stack that money, sushi roll. Bottles up, feeling throw’d. V.I.P it, overload.”

     

  7. Paris Hilton by Torbjorn Rodland for Purple Fashion No.22 F.W 2014
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    Rice pudding with raspberries and caramel
    Wal-mart… do they, like, make walls there?”

     

  8. Kuwaii Theorem Dress
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    Rainbow cheesecake
    “She had expressed herself, as women will, in a smug broadside of pastel shades. Nothing clashed because nothing had the strength to clash; everything murmured of safety among the hues; all was refinement.”

     

  9. Osklen Spring/Summer 2015
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    Cheese sandwich in a Glad bag
    ”Oh, I am glad. I think everyone should be married. And maybe, when you do get married, Aunt Polly will see how happy it makes you, she’ll be very glad to get married herself, then.

    Glad this, glad that. Do you have to be glad about everything? What’s the matter with you, anyway?”

     

  10. Moschino does Barbie
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    Barbie doll cake
    ”You know you’ve made it when you’ve been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it’s a bit scary, actually.”